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Head Writer: Ned Hepburn
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Sad news.

there’ll be no Boner Party book :( at least for a while. it appears i hired the wrong people to shop it around. these things happen. so in order to gain some interest back in the project and actually get a good deal …

thinking about putting the whole propsosal online for free, all 45 pages. Y’interested?

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god, i have GOT to stop raiding my moms Ambien and then looking at porn when i’m back home for the holidays. it should really be the other way around otherwise things like this happen and Tim Burton’s chin starts wagging at me.

god, i have GOT to stop raiding my moms Ambien and then looking at porn when i’m back home for the holidays. it should really be the other way around otherwise things like this happen and Tim Burton’s chin starts wagging at me.

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lookmom:

When I came home tonight, I was drunk.

I made this very strange xmas greeting video to the tune of a classic Mariah Carey song.

Yup.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 2009! WHAT A YEAR! THIS SUMS IT ALL UP! ENJOY!

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this kid has a career in blogging ahead of him!

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THANKS FOR A GREAT YEAR, EVERYBODY!

THANKS FOR A GREAT YEAR, EVERYBODY!

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yeah. Twilight sucked, too. man, 2009 was awful.

yeah. Twilight sucked, too. man, 2009 was awful.

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OH YES.

thanks Attack Of The Showww.

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some people tell me that District 9 was a good movie. i just didn’t get it.

some people tell me that District 9 was a good movie. i just didn’t get it.

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pardon me, waiter, but do you have a 1995 Silverstone? yes, that was a very good year for Silverstone. mmmm. i shall pair it with an assortment of fine cheeses.

pardon me, waiter, but do you have a 1995 Silverstone? yes, that was a very good year for Silverstone. mmmm. i shall pair it with an assortment of fine cheeses.

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:( thats sad.

:( thats sad.

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(via wolfandfox) the best part is that i’ve already gone through how awesome our first day of marriage will be. chocolate croissants, Kinks albums, and talking about “the bourgeois”.

(via wolfandfox)

the best part is that i’ve already gone through how awesome our first day of marriage will be. chocolate croissants, Kinks albums, and talking about “the bourgeois”.

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oh, Melanie Laurent wins the “Boner Of The Year” Award. no questions asked. sweet jesus. french women are the best. not only do they talk like Ren from Ren & Stimpy but they also smoke and eat whatever / whenever they feel like. so gnar.

oh, Melanie Laurent wins the “Boner Of The Year” Award. no questions asked. sweet jesus. french women are the best. not only do they talk like Ren from Ren & Stimpy but they also smoke and eat whatever / whenever they feel like. so gnar.

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i liked Avatar better when it was called ‘Howard The Duck’.

i liked Avatar better when it was called ‘Howard The Duck’.

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Sisqo “The Thong Song”

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