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oh, totally. can you even imagine her spooning? do you think she’d maybe sing us something when we went to sleep? that voice. my god. oh, you totally would. Oprah is fucking sexy. yeah. we’re goin there. she personifies strength, beauty and a lust for power that would mean you could just kick it while she RAN THE WORLD. you’d be the Shaggy & Scooby to her Velma. she’d actually be getting shit done; and you’d be getting high all day eating sandwiches. hey, is that a picture of you and Obama? that’s awesome. how much to charity last year? hooooly shit. does this mean we can get an Xbox?

oh, totally. can you even imagine her spooning? do you think she’d maybe sing us something when we went to sleep? that voice. my god.

oh, you totally would. Oprah is fucking sexy. yeah. we’re goin there. she personifies strength, beauty and a lust for power that would mean you could just kick it while she RAN THE WORLD. you’d be the Shaggy & Scooby to her Velma. she’d actually be getting shit done; and you’d be getting high all day eating sandwiches.

hey, is that a picture of you and Obama? that’s awesome. how much to charity last year? hooooly shit. does this mean we can get an Xbox?

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