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alexis’s boners were always “out there” and “avant garde”. i remember one time she said she wanted to “get an original Lichtenstein” and it was some nudge-nudge wink-wink say-no-more thing, i thought she meant something sexual, and it was the dirtiest thing you could ever think of. like, “mongolian beaver hat” or something. but it wasn’t at all what she meant.

alexis’s boners were always “out there” and “avant garde”. i remember one time she said she wanted to “get an original Lichtenstein” and it was some nudge-nudge wink-wink say-no-more thing, i thought she meant something sexual, and it was the dirtiest thing you could ever think of. like, “mongolian beaver hat” or something. but it wasn’t at all what she meant.

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