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If The Boner Has Another Boner Does That Boner Become The Owner And Do The Curtains Match The Carpet And When You Make Love Do You Go “Oooh Lawdy” Like James Brown Or You Do Go “A Hee Hee” Like Michael Jackson Does Anybody Really Like Aerosmith I’m Just Saying I’ve Never Really Met An Aerosmith Fan Whats Up With That If I Put This All Like Proper Nouns It’ll Look Poetic Right I Bet This Appeals To The “I Never Paid Attention In English Class I Was Always Daydreaming About Dumb Shit Like What If I Met The Chick From Alex Mack” Sort Of Crowd God Fiona Apple Is Fucking Hot In That “My Clothes Are Baggy Like My Fuuuucking Sooooooul” Kind Of Way.

If The Boner Has Another Boner Does That Boner Become The Owner And Do The Curtains Match The Carpet And When You Make Love Do You Go “Oooh Lawdy” Like James Brown Or You Do Go “A Hee Hee” Like Michael Jackson Does Anybody Really Like Aerosmith I’m Just Saying I’ve Never Really Met An Aerosmith Fan Whats Up With That If I Put This All Like Proper Nouns It’ll Look Poetic Right I Bet This Appeals To The “I Never Paid Attention In English Class I Was Always Daydreaming About Dumb Shit Like What If I Met The Chick From Alex Mack” Sort Of Crowd God Fiona Apple Is Fucking Hot In That “My Clothes Are Baggy Like My Fuuuucking Sooooooul” Kind Of Way.

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