BONER PARTY!!!

Conversely, have you ever dated someone who was beautiful and awesome and heads and shoulders MORE talented than you at everything? This might make some dudes feel inadequate and jealous, but not me. Talent Boner, dude. My advice is to hold on and enjoy the ride because nothing in the world compares to being constantly blown away by your significant other.

“What’re you doing today?”

“Well, at eleven I’m meeting a friend to discuss dress patterns for a fall lineup we’re discussing and then I was going to go to the Artpentry gallery to hang some paintings I finished last night. I need to swing by a radio shack to pick up some switches so I can rewire this speak-and-spell to scratch like a DJ set and then I have band practice. You?”

“Geez, uh. Well, I promised Kate and Dave that I’d go get El Pollo Loco with them today and they’re showing all of the Aliens movies back to back on TBS… I love you?”

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