
ok, so this is a bad joke, but its true. one time i was at a bar where there were not many women at - it was like 6pm on a wednesday and you’re there to just drink in solace. and then this guy walks in wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses. he takes a look around the room and says (to everyone) “THERE IS NO POON” and then somehow gets a spoon out of nowhere and makes it bend with his mind. or his thumbs. and then he just walked out.
it was fucking hilarious. the world needs more people like him.