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My Thoughts Upon Seeing This Picture In The Exact Order I Had Them: what an awesome sweater. i like the green. look at those lips! wowie wow wow. what a babe. that sure is a lot of hay wait hold on… … oh… my… fuck me running. that is one GNARLY scar. she’s still really hot, but that scar? what the fuck? maybe if i scroll up a little nope, still there fuck what i scroll down? now all i can see is the underwear. god dammit. this is the last time i use tumblr for porn. ever. maybe she was in a car accident? am i bad for not being attracted anymore because of that huge, gnarly, epic scar? it really threw me off guard. seriously. did she get attacked by a bear? maybe it was a shark. or a tiger. hey, am i objectifying women too much? shouldn’t i be looking at regular girl porn, not all these model babes? is this fucking up my concept of beauty? am i only going to be attracted to 10’s now? what if i find a really cool 7? will she still do it for me after i’ve seen all this porn? should i even be worrying about this? i shouldn’t be guilt tripping myself when i have a boner. i really shouldn’t. it only leads to th… yup. theeeeeere it goes. sigh. another day, another boner. (photo via voristrip, oio)

My Thoughts Upon Seeing This Picture In The Exact Order I Had Them:

  1. what an awesome sweater. i like the green.
  2. look at those lips! wowie wow wow. what a babe.
  3. that sure is a lot of hay
  4. wait hold on…
  5. … oh… my…
  6. fuck me running. that is one GNARLY scar.
  7. she’s still really hot, but that scar? what the fuck?
  8. maybe if i scroll up a little
  9. nope, still there
  10. fuck
  11. what i scroll down?
  12. now all i can see is the underwear.
  13. god dammit.
  14. this is the last time i use tumblr for porn. ever.
  15. maybe she was in a car accident?
  16. am i bad for not being attracted anymore because of that huge, gnarly, epic scar? it really threw me off guard.
  17. seriously. did she get attacked by a bear?
  18. maybe it was a shark. or a tiger.
  19. hey, am i objectifying women too much? shouldn’t i be looking at regular girl porn, not all these model babes? is this fucking up my concept of beauty? am i only going to be attracted to 10’s now? what if i find a really cool 7? will she still do it for me after i’ve seen all this porn? should i even be worrying about this?
  20. i shouldn’t be guilt tripping myself when i have a boner. i really shouldn’t. it only leads to th…
  21. yup. theeeeeere it goes. sigh. another day, another boner.

(photo via voristrip, oio)

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