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i wouldn’t even know what to do with her if she came home with me. thats what doug and i call “IKEA pussy”, because that shit is confusing as hell and english is like the third language on the list. but i guess i just really, really, really want drink a whole lot of cough syrup with her and spacefuck to Spacehog’s “In The Meantime”, because sometimes, when you have a 10 over, sometimes you just gotta Keep It Real. thats what 10’s like. Keeping It Real. they may say they want Tom Brady but in reality they want a Joe Namath who will get silly-drunk and walk around the living room in their girlfriends high heels pretending he’s a duck just for a laugh. if you don’t Keep It Real, you are relegated to a lifetime of puppy-bumping assistant managers at Hot Topic. just sayin’. do you want the best girls ever? always Keep It Real. they will come a-flockin’.

i wouldn’t even know what to do with her if she came home with me. thats what doug and i call “IKEA pussy”, because that shit is confusing as hell and english is like the third language on the list.

but i guess i just really, really, really want drink a whole lot of cough syrup with her and spacefuck to Spacehog’s “In The Meantime”, because sometimes, when you have a 10 over, sometimes you just gotta Keep It Real. thats what 10’s like. Keeping It Real. they may say they want Tom Brady but in reality they want a Joe Namath who will get silly-drunk and walk around the living room in their girlfriends high heels pretending he’s a duck just for a laugh.

if you don’t Keep It Real, you are relegated to a lifetime of puppy-bumping assistant managers at Hot Topic. just sayin’. do you want the best girls ever? always Keep It Real. they will come a-flockin’.

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