BONER PARTY!!!

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A celebration of all things boner worthy. email us: bonerpartyparties at gmail (dot) com
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Head Writer: Ned Hepburn
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BIG FACT: Bettie Page was fucking beautiful. god bless Bettie Page. Bettie Page was the prototype Boner Party girl. for realsies. not only was she mad bangin’, but she straddled the line between Demure Lady and Crazy Leoprardprintmothafuckaaaa. ADVICE: girls who reaaaaally like leopard print are fucking scary. make sure she has only one thing that is leopard print. if she has more than one leopard printed item she also talks to her cat way too much and drinks wine in the shower. this may be cool for like two weeks and then you realize she is totally and 100% insane. and not in the kinda cool “Girl, Interrupted” way. i’m talking about the Ed Gein With Tits variety. photo via bebelestrange)

BIG FACT: Bettie Page was fucking beautiful. god bless Bettie Page. Bettie Page was the prototype Boner Party girl. for realsies. not only was she mad bangin’, but she straddled the line between Demure Lady and Crazy Leoprardprintmothafuckaaaa.

ADVICE: girls who reaaaaally like leopard print are fucking scary. make sure she has only one thing that is leopard print. if she has more than one leopard printed item she also talks to her cat way too much and drinks wine in the shower. this may be cool for like two weeks and then you realize she is totally and 100% insane. and not in the kinda cool “Girl, Interrupted” way. i’m talking about the Ed Gein With Tits variety.

photo via bebelestrange)

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