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charmingmandy: I would totally wear this out to the bar. judging by everything else in this room not limited to: her horrendous taste in footwear… (i mean seriously, i’m a straight dude, but honey, three pairs of platform heels?), the computer from 1936, and the godawful Anime banner in the background, i’m guessing this is the only look that will work for her. and don’t get me wrong, i’d totally bang Female Black Spiderwoman, but at what cost? ANIMEBRO UPDATE: chicks who are into anime are super scary, but on the other hand, if you’ve ever wanted to get with a girl who also GENUINELY thinks shes a) a crimefighting Fujiko b) a samuraii pizza cat or c) a bounty hunter from the future who listens to blues and is super fucking moody, then my friend there is a girl for you out there. a whole lot of them. and they’re the only girls on the internet at 4am, too, so you’ve got that working out for you. as for me i’ll stick with my pizza eating 8 who doesn’t also want to sword-fight every time shes had too much sake. what is it with people wanting to be japanese? and whats with japanese people wanting to look like extras from a Tim Burton film? and what the fuck happened to those girls who flanked Gwen Stefani for that hot minute back in the day? did they get put out to pasture? is there a field where tired old harajuku girls can live the rest of their days?

charmingmandy:

I would totally wear this out to the bar.

judging by everything else in this room not limited to: her horrendous taste in footwear… (i mean seriously, i’m a straight dude, but honey, three pairs of platform heels?), the computer from 1936, and the godawful Anime banner in the background, i’m guessing this is the only look that will work for her.

and don’t get me wrong, i’d totally bang Female Black Spiderwoman, but at what cost?

ANIMEBRO UPDATE: chicks who are into anime are super scary, but on the other hand, if you’ve ever wanted to get with a girl who also GENUINELY thinks shes a) a crimefighting Fujiko b) a samuraii pizza cat or c) a bounty hunter from the future who listens to blues and is super fucking moody, then my friend there is a girl for you out there. a whole lot of them. and they’re the only girls on the internet at 4am, too, so you’ve got that working out for you. as for me i’ll stick with my pizza eating 8 who doesn’t also want to sword-fight every time shes had too much sake. what is it with people wanting to be japanese? and whats with japanese people wanting to look like extras from a Tim Burton film? and what the fuck happened to those girls who flanked Gwen Stefani for that hot minute back in the day? did they get put out to pasture? is there a field where tired old harajuku girls can live the rest of their days?

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