BONER PARTY!!!

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A celebration of all things boner worthy. email us: bonerpartyparties at gmail (dot) com
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Head Writer: Ned Hepburn
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do you know how hard it is to write a caption or damn near anything when all the blood rushes from your hands into your now gigantic swollen drunken man-child of a penis? that fucking thing is like a wrecking ball right now. destroying things left and right without contempt nor remorse. mothers, hide your daughters. men, step aside. Boner Party is on full on Rampage mode and lest you forget “The Great Lesbian Episode Of The OC Debacle Of ‘05” then you’d best remain indoors. i hope in some circles that an inclusion on Boner Party means they’ve “made it”. Sarah Shahi, everyone. you have arrived. (more from this set over at esquire, the magazine for the discerning oldBro)

do you know how hard it is to write a caption or damn near anything when all the blood rushes from your hands into your now gigantic swollen drunken man-child of a penis? that fucking thing is like a wrecking ball right now. destroying things left and right without contempt nor remorse. mothers, hide your daughters. men, step aside. Boner Party is on full on Rampage mode and lest you forget “The Great Lesbian Episode Of The OC Debacle Of ‘05” then you’d best remain indoors.

i hope in some circles that an inclusion on Boner Party means they’ve “made it”. Sarah Shahi, everyone. you have arrived.

(more from this set over at esquire, the magazine for the discerning oldBro)

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