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i’ve been receiving a little bit of Hate from feminists recently. this blows my mind. … look, the site is called Boner Party. furthermore, you’re a feminist, and you’re reading a site with “Boner” in the title. secondly, yes, it objectifies women. we are all guilty of being objective of everything. thats one of the beauties of being an adult. do you buy ALL the pizzas at the store because you dont want the other pizzas to feel left out? no. you dont. you pick the one you like because you are an adult that can make his or her own decisions. we love women. thats why theres a site here. this is probably one of the most pro-women sites on the goddam internet. a boner is a celebration. its not like this is called creepyBro party. i think its even more hilarious that the feminist that told me this shit in person left the party with a guy best described as Creepy John Oates Who Looks Like He Live Action Role Plays On Weekends. i mean - cmon - seriously?  you wanna talk about “you should be ashamed!” to me and then go home with the local winner of the Geddy Lee lookalike contest? YOU should be ashamed. shit, i can just change my writing style. you’ve gotta wake up next to that motherfucker the next day. wakka wakka. haters gonna hate. i’m just saying: pick your battles. theres things like Cathy (above) and Sex & The City that are doing a FAR better job of objectifying women than we are. if this was Def Jam i’d drop the mic, but i’ll leave you with this. KATT WILLIAMS: understand that people are going to hate you regardless of what you do. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where people are not hating on you. You got to be grateful, you need haters. What the fuck are you complaining abo? What the fuck do you think a haters job is??? It is to fucking hate!!! So let that mutha fucka do their damn job. Ladies: If you got 14 women hatin on you, then you need to figure out how to get to 16 before the summer gets here. Fellas: If you got 20 haters, then you need to find 40 of them. What the fuck are you mad about?

i’ve been receiving a little bit of Hate from feminists recently. this blows my mind.

… look, the site is called Boner Party. furthermore, you’re a feminist, and you’re reading a site with “Boner” in the title. secondly, yes, it objectifies women. we are all guilty of being objective of everything. thats one of the beauties of being an adult. do you buy ALL the pizzas at the store because you dont want the other pizzas to feel left out? no. you dont. you pick the one you like because you are an adult that can make his or her own decisions. we love women. thats why theres a site here. this is probably one of the most pro-women sites on the goddam internet. a boner is a celebration.

its not like this is called creepyBro party. i think its even more hilarious that the feminist that told me this shit in person left the party with a guy best described as Creepy John Oates Who Looks Like He Live Action Role Plays On Weekends. i mean - cmon - seriously?  you wanna talk about “you should be ashamed!” to me and then go home with the local winner of the Geddy Lee lookalike contest? YOU should be ashamed. shit, i can just change my writing style. you’ve gotta wake up next to that motherfucker the next day. wakka wakka. haters gonna hate.

i’m just saying: pick your battles. theres things like Cathy (above) and Sex & The City that are doing a FAR better job of objectifying women than we are.

if this was Def Jam i’d drop the mic, but i’ll leave you with this.

KATT WILLIAMS: understand that people are going to hate you regardless of what you do. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where people are not hating on you. You got to be grateful, you need haters. What the fuck are you complaining abo? What the fuck do you think a haters job is??? It is to fucking hate!!! So let that mutha fucka do their damn job. Ladies: If you got 14 women hatin on you, then you need to figure out how to get to 16 before the summer gets here. Fellas: If you got 20 haters, then you need to find 40 of them. What the fuck are you mad about?
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