A celebration of all things boner worthy. email us: bonerpartyparties at gmail (dot) comWRITERS: Head Writer: Ned HepburnFOLLOW BONER PARTY ON TWITTER clickerdoo: Tumblr (3.0; @bonerparty)http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krynpnVXoI1qzoaqio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dubliner.ie/post/253269612/krispayne-lotusmodern-bohemea-leighton">dubliner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://krispayne.tumblr.com/post/243733143/lotusmodern-bohemea-leighton-meester-ok">krispayne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lotusmodern.com/post/242946899">lotusmodern</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bohemea.tumblr.com/post/221158930">bohemea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Leighton Meester</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Ok so I helped make this picture about 3 weeks ago and it’s already on the dashboard? wtf?</p> </blockquote> <p>What was the shoot for?</p> </blockquote> <p>my penis.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/253275803http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/253275803Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:06:32 +0630<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgevobZyw1qzpmaio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>that’s whats so fucking cool about dating a socialite. she’s going to have so many rad stories about how one time at the</p> <ul> <li>Paper</li> <li>GQ</li> <li>Sassy</li> </ul> <p>launch afteryparty she was talked to by</p> <ul> <li>Jude “Fucking” Law (he added the “Fucking”)</li> <li>a fat mime in a little coat </li> <li>Michael Cera, on a three day meth binge</li> </ul> <p>and how</p> <ul> <li>nobody likes a quitter</li> <li>racists dont tip</li> <li>fat people know where all the exits are</li> </ul> <p>its like playing Mad Libs except there’s cocaine everywhere. sort of like my 8th grade graduation.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/251768119http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/251768119Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:39:00 +0630<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfafiJmxU1qzofsfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lorenrochelle.tumblr.com/post/251052744/lovebirds-editorial-debut-in-the-new-issue-of">lorenrochelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LoveBIRDS editorial debut in the NEW issue of <a href="http://www.femalefyimag.com/">FemaleFYI Magazine</a>! Click-thru for article.</p> </blockquote> <p>my friend Loren is, uh, kind of a babe. also she makes jewelry. also if you’re a girl you should go check it out. also the girl can eat like 50 fucking chicken wings. i’m just saying. go look.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/251055869http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/251055869Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:10:19 +0630<a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/education/stories/111909dnmetskinnypants.2ce11307c.html?nTar=OPUR">Skinny Jeans Are Fucking Illegal, You Guys. Bro Culture Oppresses Us.</a>: <p>“Skinny pants” are the newest rage, and at least one area school district is aiming to keep them off school campuses. Seth Chamlee, a student at Kimbrough Middle School in Mesquite, found that out the hard way on Tuesday. School administrators gave him a choice: Go home, or trade his skin-tight skinny pants for slacks provided by the school. He went home. And he’s going to stay there.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/250509716http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/250509716Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:21:00 +0630<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kte6g5QopI1qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh, you, Rules Of Attraction Shannyn Sossamon.</p> <p>oh, you.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/250473518http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/250473518Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:42:03 +0630<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcltlIItZ1qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>no comment needed. of COURSE you can come in the party.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/249461390http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/249461390Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:18:57 +0630<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kta08hCirM1qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i always wondered why they didn’t have an American Pie spinoff that was just early 00’s Natasha Lyonne squatting over a hand mirror with a flashlight for two hours while Third Eye Blind songs play in the background. i would have totally paid to have seen that.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/247682671http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/247682671Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:37:00 +0630<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt83gmNBg31qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wonder Woman really let herself go.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/246417125http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/246417125Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:51:56 +0630<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://asleepyheart.tumblr.com/post/245792616/sittin-on-the-toilet">asleepyheart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sittin on the toilet!</p> </blockquote> <p>WOW.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/245794367http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/245794367Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:28:17 +0630<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4cuuh47b1qzpmaio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>this one time i had a french new-wave boner. it was about an hour longer than it should have been and had no direction.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/244011735http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/244011735Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:24:00 +0630<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2qraQIhm1qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i cant wait until im 30 and can finally nail chicks that wear things from Anthropologie.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/243076943http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/243076943Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:29:34 +0630<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2hgj2kSa1qzpmaio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>why is is that christian fundamentalists think sodomy is a bad thing? i bet if they were offered the 2nd photograph they’d shut the fuck up about it. they just hate gay people, not sodomy. that said: anal sex is a lot like vests, goatees, and showtunes. because gays just pull it off better.</p> <p>ever seen a straight couple doing anal? they both make faces like their rent checks just bounced. its not classy at all. its like ordering salad for all three courses. you’ll never be totally fulfilled.</p> <p>i’m just sayin’.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/242906990http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/242906990Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:08:00 +0630<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kszapg8bWR1qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>well, now you just can’t unsee that.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/241091599http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/241091599Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:50:03 +0630<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksz2srdLuJ1qzpmaio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>the thing about being a *cough* “hipster” is that with all the dressing up, exclusivity, and nostalgia for an unremembered past that you were never a part of, it means you’re always just one step away from being one of those costume roleplaying retards.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/240905241http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/240905241Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:59:15 +0630<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksxy343eno1qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>anime looking babes are the raddest, because <a href="http://hbronner.org/Music15/IbelieveinMusic/Candy_Man.mp3">every day sounds exactly like this</a> (and its all done in montage).</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/240169653http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/240169653Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:19:00 +0630<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksx3h2f1se1qzpmaio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>a lot of people will tell you to “see the world”. what they really mean is “have sex a lot in different locations”. the Eiffel Tower and the Hollywood sign are always going to be there, but that chick is gonna leave in twenty minutes so go talk to her and don’t fuck it up because her body is going to be WAY more memorable than the elevator ride up the Space Needle, ok?</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239599326http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239599326Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:18:38 +0630“You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.”<br/><br/> - <em>Peter Griffin (words of truth)</em>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239065274http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239065274Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:17:11 +0630<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksw36ztHP01qzpmaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_16/tumblr_kp8vy2vrMJ1qz61r3o1_500.jpg">jblyth.com</a>)</p> <p>I KNOW, RIGHT?</p> <p>thats why i dont use it no mo’. you wanna come over and cook eggs and watch bill murray movies? shhiiiit. got my gameplan all figured out.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239030653http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239030653Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:14:57 +0630<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksw12kjpSJ1qz4g8wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://baravettski.tumblr.com/post/239006636/them-thangs">baravettski</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THEM THANGS</p> </blockquote> <p>SEX WITH WIVES.</p> <p>oh my god i want to cook eggs with her so fucking bad.</p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239008684http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/239008684Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:33:05 +0630<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksv2a813mn1qz75uuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fotomaf.tumblr.com/post/238399667/via-noah-kalina">fotomaf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/noahkalina">Noah Kalina</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Love & Tacos. on bookshelves SOON. <i>soon. </i></p>http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/238567587http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/post/238567587Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:10:59 +0630